Hi! I'm Shortie! I'm 14...so ya.
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refreshes:

LOOK WHAT MY BROTHER DID TO THE CAKE I MADE FOR MY PARENTS ANNIVERSARY IM SO UPSET RN

sweeneytad:

consultinggeek:

xwanderlostrekkiex:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.

FANTASTIC

Hahahaha!! Just another reason I love jim carrey!

THIS MOVIE

Not true, Olaf was an actor and this was the introduction to that

^^^^





baberance:

robelessd:

talent-less:

spankmehardbarry:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this song at my funeral

Stop omg

nooooo what have you done

why 

seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

zenstiel-the-chill-angel:

boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

HALLEJ FUCKING ULAH

waltsentme:

disney-park-junkie:

I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show.

I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho. 

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:

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HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo

obeygeeks:

startraveller776:

thormovies:

It looks like Tom is about to fucking cry.

If he was touched, it’s kinda understandable.

I mean, think about it. He is cast as a villain. Sure, it’s a fun role (especially since it’s such a multifaceted, complicated character). He might make a name for himself in the world if you’re lucky, but really, what other expectations did he have?

The film’s protagonist is attractive (in the very masculine, classic sense), strong—the person everyone will root for.

I can believe it if Tom never thought that his character—the bad guy—would become not only the most popular character in the Thor series, but possibly one of the most popular characters in the entire MCU. (Honestly, I think only RDJ’s Tony Stark might have him beat.)

And it just hit him, in this moment, how much people love the work he’s done. It’s overwhelming. I’m happy for him.